Do you ever wonder what it’s like to be filthy rich? I bet you do. What about being dirt poor? No? Gee, what a shocker! Yet another classic case of the grass is greener! Well, imagine it then. Imagine that you have no power and no responsibility; that you’re a nobody with nothing but the clothes on your back; that all you do all day and everyday is ramble around town with shit-stained trousers begging strangers for quarters. I bet that grass is looking mightily fucking brown right about now, isn’t it? Fuck yeah it is! Because you’re not just dirt poor—you’re a bum! So what do you do? Where do you go? Where do you stay? How do you live?
The questions are endless, but one thing is certain: you’re reduced to your most basic instinct—survive! Survive in a world that’s as cruel and unforgiving as your shit-stained trousers! Survive in a world of depravity, mischief and degeneracy! Survive in a world of panhandling, dumpster diving and drifting! In other words, survive in a world… of BUMS!
Welcome to rock bottom, where you’ll be joining four bums (Bill, Ugo, Marty and Sal) who stick together through thick and thin as they journey across the same block repeatedly in search of spare change. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll gag and you’ll gasp! You’ll get thrown in the loony bin for being so hysterical! But best of all, you’ll come back, God dammit!